Just twenty-five LegalMatch employees will be battling for the coveted Ping Pong Grail in the coming weeks. Veteran staffers Lisa and Ben are well acquainted with LegalMatch ping pong history and worked tirelessly to fairly divvy up the competitors. The result was the formation of five all-star teams. Inter-level play begins next week pitting similarly skilled pongers against one another and should prove for some serious excitement. Below is the official scouting report.
Empire State of Pong: Team members include Teejay, Matt, Melinda, and Jake with Team Captain Lisa at the helm. This is a veteran team with great chemistry and a history of brilliance. Empire State of Pong’s strongest players seem to be Teejay and Matt who were both on King Pong, the triumphant 2004 team, while newbie Melinda is still considered a wildcard.
North Bay Heats: The North Bay Heats tout Teejay’s protégé, Jerry, as their strongest but teammate Kimber has been talking a big game and assures that he can deliver. Chico, Shawn, and Team Captain Niesha will play a key role in team success.
Pong Royalty: Chas, Ben, Ryan, Ravi, and Captain Byrdie are rumored to be the strongest team overall. Chas is a former member of the winning 2004 team and is known widely for his sportsman’s prowess. Ben and Ryan assure that Empire State of Pong will be going down.
Pong Gone Wong: Named for Team Captain Stacie, Pong Gone Wong is another front-runner that is sure to provide great battles. Joe, John, Kelly, and David comprise the other members of the team that promise to crush the North Bay Heats. David is rumored to be the office champion after beating Eugene from Donkey Pong in an exhibition game last week.
Donkey Pong: This guerilla team is bent on making sure Pong Gone Wong doesn’t go too far. Team Captain Pam has been prepping Donkey Pongers Eugene, Ken, Roman, and Brad for their upcoming skirmishes. Eugene contends that David and Teejay should beware.